Keep in mind, Xbox Live is a service where people pay sixty actual, real, human dollars to access it.

popculturemulcher:

I was in a game lobby last night that contained the following gamertags:

TURDCUTTER23
LestersBalls
twigg n beries
turdmachine998
bigredclownbush
POOP IN UR PIE 666

And featured the musical stylings of a very drunk southern girl rapping, “Bitches ain’t shit  but hos and tricks.” Over and over and over and over again. 

Cyberpunk novels all lead me to believe there would be more sexy hackers and glowing information at this point and less… POOP IN UR PIE.

I figure the reason I don’t play a lot of FPS games, especially in random lobbies is that I’d lose even quicker by spending all my time in the File Complaint screen rather than playing…

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