"Poutine is a popular dish up here. Variations abound, but the basic definition of poutine includes a pile of fries, gravy, cheese curds, a half-pound of bacon fat, parmesan cheese, butter, steak, chocolate, Crown Royal, malt vinegar, mayonnaise, ketchup, a few fried eggs, crushed oatmeal cookies, Ranch dressing, foie gras, heavy cream, maple syrup, raspberry jam, ground beef, three tablespoons of salt, cocktail sauce, guacamole, Doritos, hoisin sauce, fried chicken, Starburst, blood sausage, calamari, butterscotch pudding, barbecue sauce, duck carpaccio, corn syrup, potato chips, fried oysters, boiled peaches, beef jerky, coffee creamer, a pickled hard-boiled egg, rocky road ice cream, three packets of Ramen noodle seasoning, $5, fried candy canes, onion rings, triple sec, pizza rolls, a braised pork butt, cake frosting, Olestra, and pancake batter. One popular variant calls for a slice of blueberry pie set gently on top, but purists frown upon it."

The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles - SBNation.com

The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles comes to 43,735 words. It crashed the first browser I tried to use to read it. It includes a 630,000 seat SkyDome. I’m only on Chapter 2 and they’re 1,104 yards outside of the Dome. This story is ridiculous and I still have another 4 chapters to read. I highly recommend it.

The worst thing which Twitter is the best at doing

  • (From a Gchat transcript in March 2011)
  • Me: Oh twitter, you're now the #1 place to hear about dead celebrities
  • Jessica: I heard it on facebook!
  • Me: I wanted to stand up on the bus and shout "hey everyone! Elizabeth Taylor passed away! Just wanted to let you know, so you didn't have to learn about it from Twitter!"
questionableadvice:

vintagetoyarchive:
~ Mister Merry’s Play Lighter with Bubble Gum Cigarettes, 1965"Especially Developed and Tested for Young Children"

questionableadvice:

vintagetoyarchive:

~ Mister Merry’s Play Lighter with Bubble Gum Cigarettes, 1965

"Especially Developed and Tested for Young Children"

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It took 174 days to arrive and I’m so excited to have this big Snorlax! #Snorlax #Pokemon #Kabigon

It took 174 days to arrive and I’m so excited to have this big Snorlax! #Snorlax #Pokemon #Kabigon

Pikachu is doing an apologetic dance for getting powdered sugar all over himself and Fennekin.

Pikachu is doing an apologetic dance for getting powdered sugar all over himself and Fennekin.

‘War On The East Coast’ by The New PornographersAnother 5+ weeks until Brill Bruisers is out? I can’t stand it…

‘War On The East Coast’ by The New Pornographers
Another 5+ weeks until Brill Bruisers is out? I can’t stand it…

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mutantlog:

We need a Rob Ford.

Just putting this here for myself as a reminder for next year’s regional elections

So Bob Oberholtzer dropped out of the race for regional chair, but he’s being replaced by Jay Aissa of whom Olberholzer said “[w]e were pretty well aligned on our thinking.” So if you don’t want the LRT and you want a Rob Ford for Waterloo Region, I’m unfairly saying that you should vote for Jay Aissa.

Oh hey, what’s this from @radiomaru? Thanks @randomhouseca

Oh hey, what’s this from @radiomaru? Thanks @randomhouseca

Help the creator of #Spaceteam make more free games and promote a new model of sustainability for indies! http://thndr.it/1q5HiG7

Help the creator of #Spaceteam make more free games and promote a new model of sustainability for indies! http://thndr.it/1q5HiG7

funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

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