‘CVS BANGERS VOLUME 2’ by DJ HENNESSY YOUNGMAN
I’m kind of ashamed to be enjoying this on both an ironic and unironic level…
And now an impression of the guy sitting across the aisle on this flight
- Flight attendant: Please turn off your phones
- Guy: *whispered* Fuuuck
- Pilot: We're turning back to the gate rather than making you sit here while we're delayed
- Guy: *whispered* Fuuuck
- Flight attendant: Would you like coffee or tea?
- Guy : *whispered* Fuuuck
A guy walks into a yard sale
- * Passing a yard sale *
- Me: Ooh, I need that riding mower.
- Jess: No you don't...
- Me: Then how am I going to have my Mad Men re-enactment society meetings?
- Jess: *spit-take*
‘Your Daddy Don’t Know’ by The New Pornographers
I would already buy any album by @TheNewPornos album, but I would definitely buy a full blown covers album.
‘Because The Night’ by Garbage & Screaming Females
Now I’m going to have to find this on Record Store Day and have another reason to buy a turntable…
You would think it would add traction to the roads
- Jess: *catching up on Twitter* Traffic is stopped due to crash at Arthur and Sawmill
- Me: Maple Syrup Festival time?
- Jess: Yup
- Me: People just don't know how to drive in maple syrup...
- (While watching Justin Timberlake's second song on SNL)
- Jess : He's lost his suit and tie
- Me : That's because this song is called Vest and Shirt.
- Jess : *bwa ha ha ha ha* Tumble that.
A brief dialogue re: Rob Ford
- Me: Can you believe Rob Ford ate my nose?
- Jess: No, I would have noticed
- Me: Really? At this point I'd believe anything about Rob Ford
‘The Most Unwanted Song’ by Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier
My apologies. I meant to say you’re brave if you listen to _this_ entire song…
‘The Most Wanted Song’ by Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier
You’re brave if you listen to this whole song…
